Paul Is Dead, Creatively

This is the video of Paul McCartney's new single, "Dance Tonight," and it's incredibly unimpressive -- yet another lame ditty made up of about six lines of bland lyrics repeated ad nauseum. On the other hand, it's also terrible musically, and the visual effects look so cheap they're reminiscent of the videos he was doing with Wings, three decades ago. When your body of work is better represented by the "American Idol" finalists doing a medley of your songs, something has gone horribly wrong.

McCartney's new album, "Memory Almost Full" -- let's hope the other songs are better -- will be available June 5th at a Starbucks near you.