There are few things more stressful than the experience of going through an airport security checkpoint. So I was surprised to see that companies are willing to pay big money to put ads in those plastic bins where we put our shoes, coats, and keys while we're being screened. Why would any company want to be associated with such a negative experience? Maybe these are the same companies that advertise on those little rubber screens in the bottom of the urinal.
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